how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know


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And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

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College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via harrysedwrds)

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when you flawlessly execute an insult


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literally me

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Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

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watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

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Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?
Kanye West  (via wvyrv)

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*eating ice cream in the winter* thE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

(Source: starspangledpunk)

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